Thursday, February 7, 2008

White Horse Put Out to Pasture

So when I went to CPAC today during my lunch break, I was expecting to hear Mitt Romney deliver a magnificent, rabble-rousing speech that electrified the conservative base and gave Republicans in subsequent primaries a wake-up call as to his unrepudiated, perfect-haired awesomeness.




I feel as though I have been left at the altar. By the entire country. The White Horse has been put to pasture.

1 comment:

Rapier Whit said...

Jared, this is great. It broke my heart to read it. Clever line about the "White Horse Put Out to Pasture," but couldn't you have hyper-linked that to a Wikipedia entry?


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