I just came home from visiting "the fam" for Easter. Fool that I am, I flew into BWI. The plan arrived in the small hours of the night. The shuttle got me here more than two (2) hours after that. The driver refused to drive at an adequately fast speed. The other passengers needed to be hauled to these bizarre, out-of-the-way places (Gallaudet University, what the hell is that?).
If I ever buy a ticket out of BWI ever again, you are entitled to shoot me. In the brain.